The Sarahtronicles

Aug 30
Heavy.

Heavy.

Aug 30

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Yes.

Aug 25

All I want right now is a chocolate and vanilla milkshake, to have crazy sexy with someone really hot that I don’t wanna date, and like 14 hours of sleep, is that too much to ask?

Aug 25
Aug 25
purrbunny:

you like that? well you shouldnt.. because that’s MY sideboob *peter griffin voice*

purrbunny:

you like that? well you shouldnt.. because that’s MY sideboob *peter griffin voice*

Aug 25

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

Aug 25

wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

Aug 25
sonounsoffione:

A woman hitting a neo-nazi with her handbag, Sweden, 1985. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor.

sonounsoffione:

A woman hitting a neo-nazi with her handbag, Sweden, 1985. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor.

Aug 25
disneypixar:

Love is timeless.

disneypixar:

Love is timeless.

Aug 25
steampunktendencies:

Steel mermaid corset by Fiori Couture

steampunktendencies:

Steel mermaid corset by Fiori Couture

Aug 25

I WANT THIS

Aug 25

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

Aug 25

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

Aug 25

quote I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion.

— Sade Harrison (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
Aug 25
take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero